By Chris Cooper

Here are the Smackdown results (I won't bother with ECW since it already aired).

Dark Match:
Kung Fu Naki and Jesse beat two jobbers

Superstars:
Christian pinned Paul Burchill with the Killswitch (Zack Ryder was on commentary)
Dolph Ziggler pinned Finlay

Smackdown:
Show opens up with Teddy Long arriving in his limo.  As he walks backstage he is surrounded by security guards.

Batista comes to the ring for an interview.  He says that it was his choice to come to Smackdown because it is the "A Show".  Jericho comes out and they have words.  Batista announces that his first match back is tonight and it will be against Jericho.  Batista then slams Jericho to the mat.

Backstage Jericho confront the Big Show and asks why he didn't come out.  Jericho tells Show not to come out during the main event because he can beat Batista himself.

John Morrison pinned Mike Knox after the Starship Pain (Dolph Ziggler was on commentary).  After the match Morrison got on the mic and taunted Ziggler and the crowd started chanting "Mr Ziggles".

Backstage Josh Matthews interviewed referee Scott Armstrong (they used his name).  Armstrong said that he knew what he did at Breaking Point was wrong, and he regretted it but he had to do it to save his own job.

Melina pinned Michelle McCool in a non title match.  Melina was bleeding from the mouth.

Backstage Vince McMahon congratulates Teddy Long on shaking up Smackdown by bringing in Batista.  He also asked Teddy what he was thinking by screwing over the Undertaker.  "Do you know what the Undertaker is going to do to you?".  Vince tells Teddy to go out to the ring to explain himself to the fans.

Teddy comes out to the ring (surrounded by security). He said that he had to shake things up on Smackdown and he was too old to try new things so he went with what he knew worked.  He said he hoped the Undertaker could find it in his heart to forgive him.

Teddy walks back to his limo with his security.  He gets in the limo by himself (and apparently a camera man).  The driver rolls down the window and it is the Undertaker.  The limo starts to fill with smoke and the limo drives off.

C.M. Punk came out for interview bragging about his straight edge lifestyle and claiming that "straight edge means I'm better than you"
 
The Hart Dynasty beat Cryme Tyme.

Backstage we see Melina walk into the Diva's locker room.  The walls are covered with pictures of Dolph Ziggler and Michelle McCool from last week.  Melina starts frantically taking the pictures down so that Maria won't see them.  Maria walks in and says that Dolph already explained everything to her already.  She also said she doesn't want to be friends with Melina anymore.

Khali beat Kane by DQ after Kane delivered a hard chairshot to Khali's head.  After the match Kane crushed Khali's leg with the ring steps and Khali was stretchered out.

Charlie Haas came out for a match with R-Truth.  Drew McIntyre came out and said that R-Truth had an accident and would be unable to compete tonight which means that Haas wins by forfeit.  McIntyre shook hands with Haas, but then laid Hass out after he turned his back.

In ther main event Batista pinned Chris Jericho.

After Smackdown Undertaker and C.M. Punk wrestled.  Punk brought a chair into the ring and ran at Undertaker with it, but Taker booted the chair into Punks face and the DQ was called.  After the match Taker beat down Punk and gave him two Tombstones.

Chris Cooper