(The Lovely) Lacey and Fabian Kaelin, the latter whose name I will never get, are hosting this internet deal. Fabian is considerably toned down from the actual show. They briefly introduce the match, and we're right into it.
Luke Hawke vs. Puma vs. The Human Tornado. Hawke is the former Alter Boy Luke from NWA: Wildside and I believe XPW (where he teamed many years ago with Alter Boy Matthew), but he has more recently worked for CZW until jumping to Pro Wrestling Unplugged. He's tagging with Al Katrazz in WSX. Puma is a masked dude from the debut show who was eliminated from the Rumble during the break. He's actually very good, having worked PWG, TNA, NJPW, and even CMLL, where he was one third of the Habana Brothers (along with Rocky Romero and Bobby Quance). Human Tornado really needs no introduction, but what the hell. He's awesome. He dances. He has a golden penis. What is not to love about this guy?
Bret Ernst and Kris Kloss are the announcers. Tornado takes a break on the apron while Hawke and Puma start. The fans applaud for this hammerlock with the leg submission by Puma, which they did actually show people popping for. They earned their money, I will give them that. Tornado comes in and gets shoved by Luke, and Puma takes a T-Bone suplex. Tornado gives Luke a frankensteiner and a heel kick against the ropes, but Puma cuts him off with a superkick. I've noticed Ernst and Kloss are getting at each other a lot more here, with Ernst telling Kloss to shut up. Tornado dives onto the other two with this HYOOOOGE tope con hilo. Inside, Puma slaps Tornado. He'll pay for that. Puma with a slingshot senton, ala Eddy Guerrero, for 2, Luke saves for the Tornado. Puma takes a flip into the buckles off a whip. Puma and Hawke brawl on the floor, with Puma taking a whip into the rail. Inside, Luke "cyclones" Tornado to quote Kloss with a clothesline. Stalling suplay by Hawke. He's no Claudio, but who is? Luke counters a spinning corner forearm into a bulldog with a flatliner. Luke mule kicks Tornado in the chops for dos. Reverse backbreaker by Tornado for 2. Corner leaping Yakuza by Tornado, and he does the DANCE~! into the nut shot split-kick. That will NEVER, EVER not rule. Tornado counters the Sweet Chin Music I guess to a powerbomb, but Puma dropkicks him off the ropes to stop a flip. Tornado with the spinning gamengiri and the twisting senton for the pin. That was a good little match. As this is the internet, they had no time limits, and as only the hardcores would really wanna watch this, there was no point in editing it to be so fast paced and spotty every second, so it came across less like a brief example of an indy spotfest and more like an average indy 3-way you'd find on a show. 8 minutes of acceptable action.
Fabian freaks out over the match. Next week on WSX: Luke Hawke vs. Human Tornado, 6-Pac vs. Vampiro for the WSX Title, and Three 6 Mafia, who will hopefully play the music of Mark Henry!
That's your lot. You should probably check this out if you wanna see a more drawn out match than they showed on TV, and I anticipate the future WSXtra episodes will be the same. It's a happy medium between WSX and the rest of wrestling.
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