Here we go!
1. Team 3-D & Havoc vs. Motor City Machine Guns & Jay Lethal in a tables match. An amazing match. It was really good, I think, but I'm not sure because the director missed FIVE DIVES, a ref bump and one dude putting himself through a table. So yeah, ref took a bump, good guys won, but then Team 3-D beat up the good guys and did a switch, so when the ref woke up he saw the babyfaces in the table rubble and called for the bell. Got all that? Everyone worked hard.
2. Roxxie Leveaux & ODB vs. "Velvet Sky" & "Angelina Love". Tons of comedy, both intentional and unintentional. Love pinned Roxxie for the win. I will talk for hours about this match tonight.
3. Eric Young vs. James Storm. This was so fun. Good match, great heat, fun finish. Jackie was supposed to spit beer at Eric, but Eric ducked and she spit it all over Storm -- WHO WAS OVERJOYED. HE LOVES BEER. He began chugging it, then went to hit Storm with the bottle, but the ref thwarted it and Eric rolled him up for the pin. I loved this.
4. Feast or Fired Match. Match was a mess. Petey Williams, BG James, Senshi and Scott Steiner all got the cases. For $30, we didn't get to find out who gets a title shot and who gets fired. We have to wait for Impact. NO BUYS.
5. Gail Kim vs. Awesome Kong for the TNA Women's Title. I LOVED THIS. They had a fucking great little babyface vs. monster heel match, and the crowd was so into this it was mind-boggling. Finish sucked, as Kong got DQ'd for excessive choking, but everything else about this was TEN THUMBS UP. Kong destroyed a couple of girls and the referee afterwards and they finally had to send out a million guys to break it up. AWESOME.
6. Abyss vs. Rellik vs. Raven vs. Black Reign. NOT AWESOME. A mess of a hardcore match. Lots of blood. Goldust went into tacks and it wasn't a finish, at which point I didn't know how you won a 10,000 thumbtacks match. Rellik finally got slammed in another batch of tacks by Abyss. Guess you win by pin. Rellik. Hell of a TNA career, brother.
7. Booker T & Kaz vs. Christian & Robert Roode. Booker pinned Christian after Roode accidentally gave Christian an unprotected chairshot to the head. This was fine but they tried to do way too much stuff.
8. Hall & Nash & Joe vs. Angle & Tomko & AJ Styles. They are teasing that Hall isn't there, so it's three on two. Joe just cut a "SHOOT PROMO~!" about how Hall no-showed and was a pussy. He put over the young guys on his LIVE MIC~! and buried all the "superstars" who were there doing nothing but collecting paychecks for their pension. He called out his new partner, Eric Young. Somehow, even though Joe spent the whole promo burying Nash for being old, Nash is staying to wrestle. So it's Angle & AJ & Tomko vs. Joe & Eric & Nash. No Hall. After a boring main event with no heat, Joe pinned Tomko with the muscle buster. Then the show ended. This show fell off a cliff in an epic manner.
Well, thanks for joining us tonight. Vinny and I will be up before midnight PST with a members-only audio show running down this show, which was great for about two hours, and the ROH PPV, which was utterly awesome. Should be a fun time. Talk to you then! {plug}
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