

Thumbs in the middle
Best match - Chris Jericho vs Rey Mysterio
Worst match - John Cena vs The Miz
This is what happens when you have a really good show and a really bad show. You have mediocre PPVs, and The Bash was the definition of a mediocre PPV. All I know is that Jericho vs Mysterio was pretty darn fantastic and unique with some great spots and an entertaining finish.
Oh yeah and having Edge and Jericho on all three brands potentially will be awesome. But man did Miz get buried and man is HHH/Orton old!
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Robby O'Daniel
Journalism and Electronic Media major
| Verdict: Thumbs Up Best Match: Rey Misterio VS Jericho Worst Match: Michelle VS Melina I should preface this by saying that I turned the PPV off after Miz jobbed to Cena, so I didn't catch the main event. Cena effectively buried him 8 feet under, what exactly was the point of this angle?! It does Miz zero favours, and does it really do Cena any favours that he went over the goofball? They should of had Miz go over by cheating somehow, or at least a DQ to keep it going. Anyhow, the rest of the show was pretty great. The show was helped by a really enthusiastic crowd. Scramble match was fun and seemed to be on the short side. Jericho and Misterio had the best match for the 3rd PPV in a row. Of all their matches these past few months, I'd say this one was the greatest. The chemistry between the two was great. I think spot of the night for me was the double springboard moonsault that Rey pulled out. Dolph VS Khali was actually not bad for what it's worth. Having the small guy get the heat on the giant is always a tough spot, but I've gotta say, Dolph did a pretty good job. Kane run-in was bleh. The triple threat tag match was okay. The crowd didn't really seem to care for the match anytime it was Legacy VS Colons, but they popped huge for any time Edge and Jericho were in there. Divas match... did anyone care? Hardy VS Punk had great heat, almost as if they were feuding for months. I liked the false finish and the DQ finish, if only to push Punk further into the heel realm. His reactions during the match were great. And then there was Cena/Miz. For the first few minutes Cena no-sold all of Miz's offence. Then Cena hit all his trademark moves on Miz, all the while taking his time, burying the poor guy more. As if it weren't enough, after Cena got the pin, he kicks off "the dirt" beneath his boots. Great booking. Anyhow, I'll read your ongoing results to see what happened to HHH and Orton, but seriously, I don't give a fuck about either of them. -Jeff Lam Toronto, ONT |
Thumbs in the Middle
On one hand, you can’t hold a promotion accountable for not being as polished as the UFC when they are working with a limited budget. On the other hand, when you compare this show to a Strikeforce event, the level of amateurishness displayed on Ultimate Chaos was hilarious at points. From the ring announcer and commentators repeatedly calling a 145 pound guy 175 pounds to the ring announcer beginning the fights with “WHOOOO IN BILOXI IS READY TO SEE A BBBBEATDOWN IN THE CAGE” to some dude in a t-shirt interviewing the owner of the local Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant, to the 42 year old promoter of Affliction cutting desperate shoot promos on Dana White, to their disorganization sending a guy to the ER because he had to cut weight twice, it was just a really disjointed show. Between the blurry cameras and the graphics on the screen explaining the unified rules of MMA, I felt like I was watching American Gladiators (the old version from the 90’s, not the slick new one) on ESPN Classics.
The officiating on the show ranged from passable to terrible. The most memorable part of the evening for me (and not in a good way) was the Gilbert Yvel vs. Pedro Rizzo fight. Gilbert Yvel had Pedro Rizzo on this back and threw three complete bombs at his head. Rizzo was 100% not defending himself or able to, and his head was bouncing up and down off the mat like a basketball. There was clearly a pause after the third punch where Yvel was expecting it to be stopped and where the official was in perfect position to do so, but he did nothing and allowed Rizzo to take two more wide open bombs to the head before stepping in to stop the fight. You could tell to Yvel’s credit that he didn’t want to have to keep throwing the punches either. That was clearly a situation to me where reckless officiating could have resulted in permanent damage to Rizzo or worse. The line of the night for me was when the post fight interviewer in the t-shirt said “Gilbert, you’ve just made a statement here tonight on Ultimate Chaos, WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW”, and Yvel pauses for a second and says “back to the hotel”.
The Bobby Lashley vs. Bob Sapp fight was about what I expected. It was another Lashley fight where it was tough to tell exactly how good he is as at this point as a fighter. His ground and pound was ok but his skills in the guard didn’t look all that sharp. His build is just ridiculous at this point. It was funny to see Bob Sapp, who’s run in HUSTLE is notably sillier than any pro wrestling Bobby Lashley ever did, using the anti pro wrestling angle in his promo before the fight.
For a ten dollar web pay-per-view purchase, I can’t say I was expecting much more than a budget show and I wasn’t all that pleased or displeased with the purchase. I ordered mainly for the intrigue of the freak show main event, but the rest of the show was entertaining enough in the right and wrong ways to make it worth the low price tag.
J. A. Bowen
HI Dave -
You mentioned how much Lashley improved since he left the WWE and it is no surprise. The alleged WWE is probably one of the least entertaining wrestling promotions ever. Why do guys suck on promos? The words aren't theirs and when you don't own own you can't improve it. Reading the Observer I think what a nightmare the WWE must be day to day. We all know how ruthless and horrible the McMahon's can b e to other promotions. We also know that they have this paranoid delusion that everyone is after them. Meanwhile they promote look over substance and wonder why the people suck?
Lashley improved because he was out there on his own trying to find out who he was and how it worked. You can't do that in WWE. You need to take direction from people who don't even know the great angles in history. It's building a financial business with who are do it yourself investors taught at of money magazine. They preach buy and hold because that's what works in great bull markets (think of it as the format the show picked up 11 years ago still being run into the ground today) but ask them for real trading and financial strategies and they don't know shit.
Working for an underqualified relative of the egomaniacal boss is a horror. But add into that these fragile insecurities, the backbiting and the meaningless things these people obsess over (NBA vs. WWE anyone) and you have an ADD ridden presentation that others (TNA) think work.
Compelling, competitive storylines, battles that make you want to watch, performers that you relate to (not another long haired, pierced, tatooed clone) meaningful hype for your monthly shows and you copuld probably double business. But people would have to admit they have a flawed idea and that is not allowed to happen, the heads of theis company are never wrong (even when they clearly are).
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