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    TNA Impact Begins…NOW!

    -We get a video package from last week’s show.

    -Serotonin comes to the ring.

    -Sting’s old body along with the NWA title makes his way to the ring.

    Sting vs. Kazarian w/Matt and Devine

    Serotonin surround Sting and he fights them off with the bat. He works over Kazarian now with boots and leaves his jacket on. Stinger splash stopped by a great kick by Kazarian. Sting is superman though and dropkicks Kazarian into Matt. Backdrop to Devine, death drop to Kazarian. That’s all.

    Winner: Sting @ 1:15 via pin

    -Sting calls out Abyss, he has the title and Sting wants a match. He wants to hand the title to Abyss, but he wants his rematch, 1-on-1. He gives him an end of the show/handshake/come by yourself ultimatum.

    -We get the Impact video now and Tenay welcomes us to the show.

    -Petey, Lethal and Dutt give the fans gifts and West has returned. We see highlights from last week and he has a SEVERE sprain~! They hype the rest of the show.

    -To the back with JB, who is with Angle and Rhino. Rhino says he made a mistake showing sympathy at Turning Point but won’t do it again. Angle is here and looks pissed, JB stays 5 feet away. He asked for a rematch like he gave Joe, but Joe refuses and is not a true competitor. He will make Joe give him the rematch, it is DAMN real.

    -Evil video game Raven is here to CANE Kazarian.

    -Team 3D is back. The Naturals had their time, but they have been in Japan and now they will have their 3-minutes of glory as they bury the Naturals. They have thought of nothing else.

    TABLES MATCH: Team 3-D vs. The Naturals (Andy Douglas & Chase Stevens) w/Shane Douglas

    They brawl to begin. The Naturals in control as they beat down Team 3D. Ray levels them both, toss Douglas and get the corner squash on both men. Reverse 3D on Stevens. Slam on Douglas, Devon up top and the wazzup head butt. DEVON…get the tables! They set up a table, 3D on Stevens. They set up Douglas…2nd rope POWERBOMB through the table and that is all.

    Winners: Team 3D @ 2:05 via Table Bump

    -Team 3D celebrates.

    -After the match Shane Douglas tells the Naturals that they failed, he warned them and now the experiment is over.

    -JB is outside Joe’s locker room. Tomko is here looking for the production truck, he has something we want to see. While Abyss and Sting have their love fest, and we know they will, he will show us something, the secret.

    -Ron Killings is here to Christmas rap as Hoyt dances. The X-Guys from earlier give out gifts. Yeah.

    -Back from commercial and we get more PCS wackiness, on a pogo stick! More roid jokes on Dutt. But he wins!

    -Santa is here with more presents. LAX IS HERE! YES! Lax is the best team in wrestling today and whoever challenges them, they will take them out. He says while the gringos go on vacation, the Latinos work and starve. Konnan yells at Santa because he never got his Miami Dolphins Jersey. Santa is Runt btw. He tells Santa to go to hell.

    -Santa Runt gets in the ring, has a mic and says it is the holiday season and they should have good will towards men, and they aren’t being nice. He tries to give them presents, and then says to shut the hell up and gets beeps for something. They beat him down and BORDER TOSS on Santa! Ey, Killings and some X-Guys make the save and EY has the lamp from a Christmas Story.

    -We see the VKM in a car, and they are in Tennessee and they are going to a Raw House Show. Yay.

    -JB is with AJ now. AJ says Rhino is a sore loser and needs to walk away. Rhino may be a big boy, but he is smart. He and Joe don’t trust each other. Joe is here. AJ leaves. Joe says he has to finish up with Angle. He will wish he never asked for the match.

    -We gets a PSA with Shane Douglas talking about his father having lung cancer. Don’t smoke kids.

    -Back from commercial with a video about the history of AMW.

    -Tenay has a sit down with Storm. Storm doesn’t care what people think. They were the best tag team, 2-guys, Harris and Storm. Harris was always out for himself and everything was given to him. He is a drama queen and never worked hard. Storm isn’t sorry at all. It isn’t over. Storm says AMW isn’t over. He says it is over when he says it is over. He will meet Harris face to face and tell him what he truly thinks.

    -Tenay and West discuss the breakup.

    -Abyss makes his way to the ring.

    -Sting now makes his way to the ring. Sting says he has something Abyss wants, and says Abyss can be a great champion but has to make better choices. Stop worrying about your past because you can’t change that. But the GOOD NEWS is that they can change his future. AMEN PREACHER! He will give him the title back as long as Sting gets his title shot and wants a handshake.

    -We now see Christian on the screen. He says their bond is none of his business. Cage is at a prison, a familiar place for Abyss. He is there to gather facts before he lets out the secret. Abyss did something unforgivable. Cage says he could look to the future, but the past will never let him go. Cage says to make the right decision. Cage points to a room and asks if that was his window.

    -Sting says Cage is a punk and he doesn’t have to listen to him. SHAKE MY HAND and go down a different road. GOOZLE ON STING! Sting fights back and they brawl. Security is here to break shit up.

    -Tomko is out now and asks Abyss what he will do. Cage is here and attacks both men with a nightstick. He was disguised as a security guy. Mitchell yells at Abyss as Tomko and Cage beat down Sting with the nightstick. ABYSS IS BACK! He has Sting’s bat and clears the ring. Mitchell tells him to attack, but Abyss hands Sting his bat and leaves him alone. Mitchell is pissed.

    -Tenay and West look back, via replay, at what just went down.

    Kurt Angle & Rhino vs. Samoa Joe & A.J. Styles

    Rhino and Angle rush AJ and Joe. Joe ad Angle pair off and he slams Angle to the announce table. Rhino works over AJ with rights. Angle fights back against Joe and slams him to the announce table. Joe is slammed to the railing and Angle with uppercuts. Head butts but Joe and we head to a commercial @ 1:08…tha fuck you say!

    Back from commercial @ 5:00 with Rhino getting s spinebuster on AJ. Tag to Angle and Joe is in…GERMAN! SICK one on AJ! STRAPS DOWN! Ankle lock on AJ! Joe breaks it up with an Enziguri. Rhino in and a whip to Joe, corner gore. Clothesline on AJ. Kick by Joe, but a belly to belly on Joe. GORE misses as Joe kicks him in the face, KOKINA CLUTCH on Rhino! OLYMPIC SLAM ON JOE!~! AJ rolls up Rhino and that is all!

    Winners: AJ and Joe @ 6:42 via pin

    -AJ and Rhino brawl to the back as Joe and Angle brawl at ringside. Back in the ring and Joe is favoring his knee, they brawl and a leaping kick misses and Angle gets the Ankle Lock and grapevine! Angle keeps it locked in as the show ends with the show wrap up video package.

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