I have had to rely on other sources since MTV started attacking YouTube for putting up WSX goodness. Damn copyright laws.

Backstage, in the hood, perhaps, Jack Evans meets up with a MARK, called Marcus. Marcus gives him a DVD, so Jack tells him to watch himself and punks him out. That was strange.

Your hosts are the crazy dude and Lacey, who is looking... STRIKING~!

Matt Classic vs. Scorpio Sky. I think the crazy dude is losing his voice. I have to mention that the video on WSX for Classic was so brilliant, just for the mention of Farmer Burns. It cannot be put over enough. Sky has awards with him from high school, and his signature move is the "Top of the Class". While he enters, Classic does the crab. Sadly, Sky is not doing his "Oh, my abs!" gimmick. Kloss declares Classic to be a "mastodon". Classic goes all old school and does a knee walk! Holy cow, five stars. Every time Matt Classic does a knee walk, an Ethiopian child is saved. Sky does a tilt-a-whirl headscissors but he counters a leapfrog to THE AIRPLANE SPIN~! This was a dandy, dandy airplane spin. HINDU PUSHUPS! Oh man. JIM POWERS KNEE LIFT~! KARATE CHOP~! HEART PUNCH~! BUTT BUMP~! This is the best match of all time. Classic does a body slam, but misses a BOTTOM ROPE SPLASH~! Safety first. Sky with a huracanrana and a tope con HELLO~! Sky hits a Royal Flush DDT for the pin back inside the ring. The only thing I hated about this was the finish, the end result. If Classic had won, this would have been ten billion stars. What a man's man.

D.I.F.H. vs. That 70's Team. The madman acting like John Travolta during the intro for the 70's guys is high comedy. Disco Machine has a new ball, after that meanie Genki Horiguchi destroyed his original one last time. Tyler Black does his CRAZY HATES HIS PARENTS~! dance, kinda, pre-match. Kloss informs us that, from his cell phone, Jimmy can access MySpace. Your referee: Rick Knox. Tyler gives Disco a huge dropkick. Jimmy comes in and locks in an arm lock, during which he waves at girls. Tyler, spotting a slow spot, comes in and breaks up the rest hold. Jimmy does his raging double stomps into an elbow drop and blows a kiss, so Joey comes in and kicks him. The announcers rant about the emo phenomenon being down to power ballads. Joey with a SLEAZY~! dropkick. Double front suplay by the 70's duo. Disco with a powerslam for 2, with Tyler breaks up with RAGE~! Jimmy gives Joey a big neckbreaker. What a strange babyface in peril young Jimmy Jacobs is. Tyler gets the tag, and Joey is depantsed to reveal a thong. Too much! Tyler hits a spinning neckbreaker for 2, Disco saves. Disco gets tossed, and a double stomp into a fireman's carry/Michinoku Driver II gets the win for the emo folk. That was quite great. Not as wacky as last week's hillbilly match, but still fun enough. Plus, you've gotta remember, Disco's disco ball was not killed, so that's always a good time.

Backstage, in another section of the hood (in amongst the wreckage from the TLC match), Keepin' It Gangsta are being Cryme Tyme-esque. Babi Slymm tells Ruckus that they'll be on the show next week, and then he walks out, so Ruckus follows, and takes a ladder with him. And that's your lot, folks. Watch any show with Matt Classic on it, it’s always great stuff.

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