You know the drill, HWAOnline.com is your hook-up for all Heartland Wrestling Association news. Now let's get this party started - "blood will be spilled, bones will be broken, kneel to my strength." HWA Adrenaline is on the air! Mitch Magnus and Josh Rafferty are already in the ring. "I'm sorry for interrupting Mitch but we're so excited, the fans are waiting, I've been getting e-mails, 6 messages on MySpace a day, my pager keeps blowin' up. After waiting for years and years I just can't take it brother, come on down!" Sean Casey comes out to the ring, led by Samantha. The announcers inform us this will be Casey's first in-ring action since returning last fall, and first EVER match on HWA Adrenaline television.

* Mitch Magnus v. Sexy Sean Casey

This is a glorified squash match. Referee Heather Owens checks both men for foreign objects, starts the match, and Casey ends up pulling her into the way between them after she forces a rope break. Magnus goes for a wrist lock which Casey easily counters with a "sexy reversal" according to Josh Rafferty, reprising his role as ringside correspondent from My Bloody Valentine. The announcers remind us Moxley became #1 contender at that show. On the outside Rafferty hooks Magnus' leg, delaying him long enough for Casey to nail a superkick, and it's all over. WINNER: SEAN CASEY. Casey brags that was the easiest win of his career, but it's no reason not to celebrate, so they pop confetti and blow streamers as valet Samantha throws party favors to the crowd. The Mavericks run in to break up the party and Aaron Williams cuts a promo: "Real brave when you're 5 on 1. Well we ain't got anything to do tonight and we see y'all out here so 5 Most Wanted, how about 2 of you against the 2 of us? I like those odds." Commercial.

* 5 Most Wanted (Cody Hawk & Sean Casey) v. The Mavericks

Hawk and Williams are already in the ring as we return, and Owens is still our referee. Hawk beats up Williams as the announcers remind us Hawk once trained both of his opponents. Williams comes back with chops, tags in Solution, both men beat him up, snapmare and sunset flip neckbreaker. Quick tag back for a double team elbow. Solution with fists to the forehead and another tag. Double leapfrog and a second rope springboard for two. Yet another quick tag and Williams is in for elbows to the head, tag right back to Solution for more of the same, right back to Williams again who kicks him in the head for a two count. Hawk reverses a whip and Casey pulls the top rope, then pulls him over by the head for good measure. Casey and Rafferty stomp on him as back in the ring Solution is thrown out to the floor. Casey grabs the mic from the announce table: "Hey those Mavericks take a hell of a beating!" Solution gets rammed back first into the ring apron. Casey seems to have gotten a tag while we weren't looking, he throws Williams to the heel corner, Hawk gets tagged back in. Choke to a four count. Williams fights out with elbows but gets drop toe holed onto his nose. Owens stops a hair pull at 4. Hawk clotheslines Williams off the ropes, mocks Solution, gets a two count. Williams ducks two clotheslines and hits a crossbody for two. Hawk dropkicks him in the face as Ed Gonzales makes his way to ringside. Gonzales starts pitching woo at referee Owens and she misses a backslide pin by Williams that was at least a 5 count. Hawk throws Williams back out and Rafferty lays into him with elbows before throwing him back in. Hawk whips Williams to the corner and hits his Rubix Cube finisher, but Solution breaks up the pin. Casey punches him to shake him loose and Hawk makes the cover but only for 2. Jawjacker by Williams and Solution gets the hot tag. HOUSE OF FIYAH BY GAWD~! Clothesline, dropkick, flying forearm, two count. Clothesline, 2 count as Casey interferes. Solution dropkicks him out of the ring but the distraction lets Hawk set up the Rubix Cube again, he connects, but Williams kicks him in the head to stop a three count. Dual tags are made. Williams kicks Casey in the head, short arm clothesline, two count. Casey gets thrown out and then into a steel chair while back in the ring Williams gets two off a kick to the back of Hawk's head. Both Mavericks in for a high back bodydrop. Now they each go to a corner - double frogsplash, that's it! WINNERS: THE MAVERICKS. 5 Most Wanted throw them back in for a beatdown but the lockerroom makes the save and the heels scatter while Casey and Samantha sit at ringside smiling and cackling with glee. Commercial.

Jon Moxley is in the ring. "The lovable loser achieves his dream! You love him he's just like every one of you Cincinnati slobs I could pluck out of the front row, a regular Joe six-pack. Buffalo, I hope you're enjoying it, you deserve it, you beat me in the ring fair and square, but the Buffalo championship train is gonna hit a brick wall named Jon Moxley on March 10th at Cyberclash 2.0."

* Jon Moxley v. Ala Hussein

Now this is a strange one - Ala Hussein as the babyface and not the heel, although after Moxley's promo it would be hard for any opponent to not be the face. Moxley facepaints Hussein and he responds with shoulder tackles, a dropkick, and a clothesline to the outside - but Moxley lands on his feet and drags Hussein out by his. Hussein gets the better of the brawl and slams his face into the apron before rolling him back in. Snapmare, sunset flip neck snap, running kick to the back of the head, two count. Moxley rolls out for a breather so Hussein goes through the ropes with a suicide dive and throws him right back in. Cover for a two count. Moxley whipped to the corner, blocks with an elbow, does a delayed vertical suplex and then unceremoniously drops Hussein. Hussein tries to counter a power move but gets a drop toe hold into the ropes before Moxley runs and jumps right on his back. Throat snapped into the bottom rope, Hussein rolls in pain, two count. Chinlock, face gouge, forearm knocks him down. Moxley starts praying to the East in Hussein's direction - okay that's a DUMB IDEA because you don't want heat for mocking someone's religion. Even the announce team apologizes for Moxley's actions. Moxley stays on offense and chokes Hussein on the ropes with a boot, then decides to just throttle him instead, changes his mind again and puts a knee to the voicebox. Hussein fights out with elbows but is reversed on the whip and ends up eating a top rope neckbreaker. Two count. Moxley with a side headlock, a crossed arms chinlock, Hussein gets to his feet and momentarily breaks free before Moxley attempts another headlock and Hussein counters with a jawjacker. Both men exchange punches. Whip by Hussein, lariat, high back bodydrop, kicks, successive whips and clotheslines before a running elbow and 2.5. Pulled up by his hair Moxley is whipped across, Hussein ducks his head but Moxley hooks the ropes and kicks Hussein in the face, Moxley charges right into a snap powerslam and a two count. Springboard moonsault off rope two for 2. Moxley with a chinbuster and big clothesline for 2.8. Scoop slam countered into the CAMEL CLUTCH~! Moxley stands with Hussein on his back and briefly breaks free, but Hussein kicks the knees and locks it right back on. Patrick Black hits ringside, Hussein chases him, Black rolls through the ring and Hussein runs right into a Moxicity for the pin. WINNER: JON MOXLEY. Black mocks Hussein and starts to walk away but Hussein's old tag partner 'High IQ' Quinten Lee sneaks up on him from behind. Lee throws him back into the ring and steps through the ropes, Hussein comes up behind Black and picks him up, and they nail Black with the patented Weapon of Mass Destruction. Lee is giddy and yells at Hussein "put him in it, put him in it!" As the announcers make "old country way" jokes Hussein locks in the camel clutch. Lee and Hussein exchange high-fives and a hug as we go to the break.

And we're back with more HWA action! The Brock Guffman Family are making their way down to the ring for our main event.

* Irish Airborne/Ganger v. Matt Stryker/Brian Beech/Brian Jennings

The heels flee as the babyfaces hit the ring and warm up. While they stall the announcers thank us for waching HWA on the AmericaOne network. Ganger and Jennings finally start with a tie-up, Jennings pushes him into the corner and the ref calls for a clean break. They circle again, side headlock on Ganger, shoulder tackle knockdown and another side headlock, Jennings with a shoulder tackle off the ropes and he's having his way with Ganger, which the HWA heavyweight champion should. Ganger starts a comeback with shoulders to the gut, misses on a whip, gets hip tossed with ease and then dropkicked in the head for a quick count. Stryker tags himself in. Hammerlock applied. Ganger is pushed down to the mat, Stryker lets go and stomps on his head, Brian Beech tags himself in for a snapmare and knees to Ganger's back. Chinlock with a knee to the spin is applied before Jake Crist tags himself in and puts Beech into a side headlock. Beech fights out and tags Stryker, who only gets a one count if that. Jake pushes Stryker into the corner and runs his eyes along the ropes before Dave's tagged in. Stryker breaks free for an armdrag and the two circle warily. Wristlock by Stryker but Dave hits a knee to the chin and tags Jake in. Jake jumps over the ropes and hits an uppercut from outside. Stryker responds with a European uppercut of his own. Jake nails him with a clothesline and stomps on his head. Dave tags back in with a rolling senton, Jake tags in for the same but misses Stryker by a mile, Jennings tries to cover it up by rnning in to interfere, the heels fake a tag and Ganger works out Stryker while the faces get thrown out. They try to complain about illegal tactics again to no avail as Jake comes back in, charges Stryker in the corner, but Stryker catches him charging in with one hand and chokeslams him before tagging in the Buffalo Bad Boy. Jennings is a house of fire before hooking in the buffalo wing, causing all the heels to rush the ring and turn the match into a big clusterfuck. Jennings eat a snap suplex by Jake and Dave comes off the top rope with knees on a tag. Dave chops him hard, gets reversed on a whip, Crist gets boots up though and nails him charging in. Tag to Ganger right as we go to break.

We're back and it's Jennings being thrown into the heel corner before Dave tags out to Jake. The babyfaces keep complaining and make the situation worse as one lone fan screams "SHREK!!" at Ganger as loudly as possible. Jennings finally makes the tag to Stryker but the ref doesn't see it and won't allow it. Another Irish Airborne tag and a double team slam before a two count. Ganger tagged in for fists to the back and raking the eyes, and he tags out to Jake. Jennings sets him up and hits a scissors kick. Stryker gets the hot tag and clotheslines Dave before knocking Ganger off the apron. Snap powerslam is broken up before 3 as Dave makes the save. Jake with an enzuguiri to Stryker, crossbody attempt ends up right in the Stryker driver, but Ganger pulls him off and apparently tags in the process. Stryker nails Ganger with an uppercut and a backbreaker before tagging in Beech. Beech hits a superkick and gets the three count out of oowhere. WINNERS: BEECH, JENNINGS & STRYKER. 5 Most Wanted hit the ring for a beatdown and it's total chaos in the squared circle as we fade to black. See ya next week. PODER~!

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