WWE HEAT
(Commentators - Todd Grisham & Jack Crapola)

Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch Vs Eugene & Jim Duggan: We begin with some time wasting as Eugene attempts to ride Duggan's wood. The ref grabs Duggan's wood, but Eugene won't let go. Duggan joins in and now we have three people tugging on Duggan's wood. Duggan's wood slips out of Eugene's hand, and the wrestling can begin. Well, Lance Cade tries to wrestle, Eugene is more happy to shake his backside. Cade and Murdoch take control of Eugene, until he reverses an armlock and tags in Duggan. Trev is sent to the outside, and the match is interrupted by a JudgEment Day promo.

As we return, Duggan is being beaten on by C&M. Maybe I'm stating the obvious here, but Duggan really sucks. He does manage to tag without fucking up, and Eugene comes in, only to be booted in the face by Trevor Murdoch. Heat, hot tag, Duggan 'runs wild'. After tripping over himself, Duggan misses a charge in the corner, then gets DDT'd by Murdoch for the win.
Winners: Cade & Murdoch (Time 10:18)

The Highlanders Vs John Everett & Christian Jacobs: Everett and Jacobs have matching trunks. And identical hair. Methinks they may have met before. And possibly been intimate with each other. Robbie spears the ringpost hard so Everett and Jacobs work over his shoulder. It doesn't take long for Robbie to tag in Rory, and the double team Scot Drop gets the three count.
Winners: The Highlanders (4:14)

Cryme Tyme Vs Chris Masters & Viscera: Thankfully, Viscera hasn't been as much a regular on Heat as he used to be. I still hate him though. JTG starts off with Masters. That's the best wrestling combination in this match. Think about that for a minute. Or don't. The choice is yours. Masters forces JTG into the corner and makes his nipples dance. His own nipples that is. He doesn't grab hold of JTG's nipples and make them dance. That would just be weird, although much more entertaining than watching the two wrestle.

Shad makes a blind tag and slams Masters, then gets JTG back in and Alabama Slams him onto Masters. After a rake of the eyes by Masters, Shad is left in the ring to face off with Viscera. What a bruising battle of black behemoths. Shad takes it to Vis', but gets sideslammed down and 'Visters' take control. Shad sells in a similar manner to The Great Khali. Except with more facial expressions, and only half as bad. Which is still pretty damn bad. After his selling practice, Shad avoids Viscera's splash, JTG takes the hot tag and takes it to Masters. Viscera puts a stop to JTG's fun and knocks both Cryme Tymers down. They rise and send Viscera to the outside, before JTG rolls up Masters to take the win.
Winners: Cryme Tyme (7:57)

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