Rating: *

-The Rock and Rave Infection rush the ring and beat down LAX. MYSTERY LATINO is out and lays out Hemme. Rave grabs “Mystery Latino” and LAX run them off.

-To Cornette’s office and he discusses Feast or Fired. Morgan has the cases in a secured location…Crystal is watching them. Cornette flips his lid and tells Morgan to hide them so no one will FIDDLE with them. 3D and Devine enter the office, and he says to give the title back to Machismo. Ray says he has no balls and is not a man, like the X-Division. Ray says to take the title if he will be a baby. Machismo and the GUNS are here. Machismo wants to fight for the title in a ladder match, 6-men match. So we’re going to give that away with no build huh? Good work. Ray says he should back it down and laughs at Machismo. Ray says is there is a table, ladder or chair in the ring, they are the kings. Cornette tells them to settle it themselves. He’s very effective, isn’t he?

-Tenay and West talk about the ladder match.

-Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring with AJ and Tomko. He’s knows Christian is here and says at Turning Point, he made a mistake. They lost because they were divided and conquered. They need each other. They are all world champs in this ring, they dominate. If Cage joined with them, they would all be unstoppable, so let’s not make a mistake, let’s avenge our losses. He gives Cage an hour to meet him face to face to make it right.

-With JB in the back and he is with Cage. Cage says Angle was begging. Roode is there and says there is power in numbers. Cage says he shouldn’t be talking, unless spoken too. Roode screwed up at Turning Point, and Cage asks how many world titles he won. Roode says he isn’t AJ, and Cage agrees and says AJ is smarter. Cage says he’ll be there to meet with Angle.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Gail Kim © vs. ODB

Kim is favoring her ribs as we see replays of Turning Point and beating she took. ODB attacks before the bell and works the back and ribs of Kim. A slam by ODB, and cover for 2. Kim battles back, but ODB keeps control. Irish whip, and Kim hits hard and drops to the mat. They trade shots, but ODB goes back to the back of Kim. Off the ropes and a cross body try, stopped and the sack of shit by ODB connects. Small package by Kim for 1. Clothesline by ODB, Irish whip and a back elbow and dirty dozen by ODB. Kim fights back, goes up top with her and ODB holds on an counters the RANA. ODB off the ropes and something happened, they kind of collided. Forearms by Kim, back elbow and another. A dropkick by Kim, 2nd rope cross body gets 2 for Kim. Knees by ODB, off the ropes and Kim goes for the wheel barrel bulldog and gets it for 2. Korean Krunch stopped as Kim is too injured. To the corner they go and brawl. Kim keeps punching and the ref pulls her off, and ODB nails Kim with the flask. 1…2…3.

Winner: ODB @ 4:20 via pin

Rating: **

-Kong makes her way to the ring now. ODB drinks some courage, but then leaves the ring. Kong grabs Kim…KONG BOMB countered and Kim fights back, forearms to Kong and security rushes out to stop them. Andrew Thomas got the hell out of dodge because he didn’t want another ass whooping. Kong gets away from security and keeps going after Kim. The Amateur Porn Stars Sky and Love come down and try to hold Kim back.

-Morgan and Crystal talk about the cases. XXX comes in and Daniels demands the case from Senshi. Morgan makes the match, with the winner getting the case. Elix begs to be the referee to make sure it is called right down the middle. Morgan then tries to impress Crystal with his power. She asks if Cornette should be making these decisions, and he says nope, he can do it.

WINER GETS A MYSTERY CASE: Senshi vs. Christopher Daniels w/Special Referee Elix Skipper

Hermie Sadler is on commentary. Senshi works the arm, Daniels escapes and then stiff kicks by Senshi. Daniels gets a shoulder block, and then an eye rake on Senshi. A clothesline by Daniels and then he chokes out Senshi. Elix tries to be impartial. Eric Young drives a limo to the arena and Booker, Sharmell, Nash, Kaz and Joe are in it. Elevation up the card baby. We head to a commercial @ 2:10.

Back from commercial @ 6:20. Rolling kick by Senshi, Asai kick as well and that gets 2. Daniels misses a corner charge, and a charging dropkick by Senshi connects. Senshi up top…MISSES the warriors way, Elix gets in the way of the Tidal Crush, Angels Wings and that is all after Elix hesitates.

Winner: Christopher Daniels @ 7:30 via pin

-BG and Kip are with Matt Morgan. He discusses the logistics of the case and if he gets a tag title shot, he could pick anyone he wants to challenge for the titles with. BG goes to take his case, and Roxxi says the case is cursed. He blows them off and leaves. No one gets along in TNA.

-Tenay had a sit down interview with Jim Mitchell. They discuss Abyss and his family life. Abyss’ father tried to make him a success and culture him. They then talk about “CHRIS” and his mother. Mitchell says he his done extensive research and has some amazing information on Abyss. Wow.

-Tenay and West talk about the rest of the show.

-Petey Williams, MAPLE LEAVE MUSCLE, makes fun of Crystal and says he has become a great body builder. He then says Arnold says he was great and does a bad Arnold impersonation. He wants the TNA world title shot. Morgan says he likes the attitude. Morgan look like he is 5-feet taller than Petey. Petey is also ridiculously juiced at this point.

-Angle is in the ring with Karen, Tomko and AJ and calls out Cage. Cage and Roode make their way to the ring. Roode on the mic and says as a businessman he understands Angle. He officially joins the Angle Alliance. They all shake with Roode. Cage grabs the mic and says that BOBBY and he are different. Roode needs the others and Cage doesn’t. Cage says Angle wants to be his pal all of the sudden, and he then says you keep friends close and enemies closer. Angle plays the dumb guy well, but he knows Angle is a son of a bitch. SHUT UP TENAY AND ANGLE! Cage says he is the biggest threat for the TNA title and if he is with Angle then he won’t be challenging for the title. He says that Tomko makes him sick. DON’T LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU! He says he found Tomko and took him from being broke, took him under his wing and made him a ton of money. With Cage Tomko was someone, without him he is a nobody. AJ…I saw the most potential in you AJ. More than anyone I ever saw before. I helped you, molded you in my image. You said I was alike a father to you, if I was, I would disown you. Cage says they all need him to be somebody. If that is what they want, fine, but under one condition. HE is the leader. If he says to jump, they all ask how high. He asks if Angle is ready to admit that he isn’t a man like Christian is. Angle shakes with Cage and they seem to agree. They all shake, but AJ HUGS HIM!

Joe, Young, Booker, Sharmell, Kaz and Nash are out now. Joe says they are happy dysfunctional family. Joe proposes a 10-man tag for Final Resolution, and Karen Angle accepts for TONIGHT! She then says to send the trampy wife down here so they can get it started. She also calls her a skank. Sharmell gets all ATTITUDINAL and then Sharmell brings up Angle being a pervert back in the day. Sharmell wants to whoop her ass and…CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Angle and Booker pull then apart.

-Crystal is with 3D and Devine. They make fun of her and tell her to stop talking. She is apparently Devon’s type, short, dumb and white. They say they stole the title and tells Machismo and the Machine Guns to man up and do something about it. But they are punk babies while 3D and Devine take what they want. They promise to beat down the X-Guys and one of them will steal back the X-Title. If you don’t like it, TOO FRICKEN BAD. They take what they want when they want. Ray kisses Crystal.

-Crystal is with Scott Steiner and Morgan. He calls her the wrong name and promises that the world title shot is in this match. He says he will go back to the top, and ratings will skyrocket. BACK ON TOP OF THE WROLD! Crystal says all the cases are gone and Morgan was to be protecting them. He says he did his job because the winner have their cases. Matt Morgan…instant goof.

LADDER MATCH FOR THE X-TITLE BUT NOT TO BECOME THE X-CHAMPION: Team 3D (Ray and Devon) and Johnny Devine vs. The Motor City Machine Guns (Sabin and Shelley) and Black Machismo

All six brawl as Tenay tries to explain that this isn’t an actual title match, even though there is a title hanging above the ring. The MCMG’s get stereo suicide dives on 3D. They brawl on the floor, Machismo and Devine have paired off and now Machismo has a ladder. He tries to climb and Devine stops that. Devine stomps the shit out of Machismo, he climbs and is stopped, Sabin in and climbs and as Devine pulls him off, he gets a REVERSE RANA on Devine. Devon now gets an electric chair on Sabin. Devon climbs, Shelley in and powerbombs Devon off of the ladder. We head to a commercial @ 2:40. Of course.

Back from commercial @ 6:40. Ray now goes to climb a ladder and Machismo climbs up to stop him. But Ray SUPERPLEXES him off of the ladder! Devine in to climb, Shelley stops him, climbs and they brawl. JAW BREAKER off of the ladder. Ouch. Devon gets the reverse suplex on Shelley. Devon goes to climb now, Sabin springboards in and clotheslines Devon. The MCMG’s miss stereo planchas. Devine and Machismo climb, brawl and both have the title belt. Devon distracts the ref and Machismo gets the belt. Kendo stick shot by Ray, gives Devine the belt and the heels win.

Winners: 3D and Devine @ 9:30

Rating: **

-More interview stuff with Mitchell talking about “CHRIS.” “CHRIS” let his mom shoot his father. Mitchell says he isn’t the bad guy, and says his obsession will end when “CHRIS” looks him in the face and tells the entire world the secret only they know. So we’re back to this stuff? Mitchell will call him out next week for him to tell the world. Let me guess, Mitchell is actually his father?

-Crystal is with Cornette and rat’s him out about signing a match and the briefcase deal. Morgan says they are with their owners. Cornette calls Morgan an idiot. He says they will gimmick with their cases. Cornette then says if “UPSTAIRS” calls, he will get yelled at as well. They were supposed to open the cases tonight. Morgan goes back after them as Cornette says that Morgan will be the death of him.

-We get the entrances for everyone, which takes five-minutes. The spend nearly 6-minutes on introductions and then go to commercial. Time management at its best this wasn’t.

Kevin Nash, Samoa Joe, Booker T w/Sharmell, Kaz and Eric Young vs. Christian Cage, Kurt Angle w/Karen, AJ Styles, Tomko and Robert Roode w/Brooks

Kaz and AJ to begin. Kaz works a wacky head scissors/arm bar deal and then they work counters and roll ups. They kip up and stand off. Tilt a whirl back breaker by Kaz, neck breaker and a cover for 2. Jawbreaker by AJ, tag to Angle and rights to Kaz. Front face lock now, Kaz works to escape and off the ropes Angle goes and Kaz gets a spinning leg kick and tags in Booker. Rights to Angle, chops, knees and Angle aback with uppercuts. Off the ropes and a superkick by Booker gets 2. Angle rushes Booker to their corner, tags in Roode and he beats Booker down. Chokes out Booker, rights now, off the ropes and a spinebuster by Booker. Tag to Young, boots to Roode and then they trade rights. Roode with chops, off the ropes and a Thesz press by Young, rights to Roode and then a tag to Cage and they beat down Young. Rights by Cage, off the ropes and Young gets a drop toehold, slaps to Cage, walks on his back and gets rights to Cage. Flair flip in the corner by Young, back in and tosses Cage to the floor. Tomko in and Nash tosses him. PLANCHA by Young onto Cage and Tomko. Nash tosses Roode. SUICIDE DIVE by Kaz onto everyone. Nash fakes a dive and everyone laughs. Tremendous. We head to a commercial @ 5:00.

Back from commercial @ 9:10 with lots of brawling around the ring. Cage and Young in the ring and Cage tosses him to the post and stops his momentum. Cage works the now inured arm, lays the boots to Young and tags in AJ. Kicks by AJ, Young tries to battle back and AJ gets the sweet dropkick and covers for 2. Tag to Angle, a side back breaker gets 2. Side headlock by Angle now, Tenay says Morgan got back all the cases and they will reveal the case contents next week. German by Angle on Young gets 2 as Joe and Booker make the save. AJ sneaks in and covers Young for 2. Off the ropes and a boot by Young, they counter and AJ takes Young down. Young fights back, climbs up top and is crotched by Tomko. AJ up with him, back suplex and Young counters into a cross body, kind of. Tomko and Joe both get tagged in and Tomko with a powerslam on Joe. Off the ropes, a snap slam by Joe gets 2 as AJ makes the save. Kaz takes out AJ and Tomko and Joe collide and BOTH men are down. Tag to Nash and he cleans house. Off the ropes and a boot to Roode. Boot to Cage. Boot to Angle! KENNY ROGERS IS RUNNING WILD~! Sidewalk slam on Roode gets 2 as Cage makes the save. Everyone is in basically and Booker starts to clean house. Angle slam countered, boot and Tomko pulls down the ropes and Booker crashes to the floor. JOE GETS A SICK BACK DIVE OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR! Cage pulls the ref out, stopping a Nash pin try. LOW BLOW by Roode on Nash! Cage slides him a chair, and he and Roode stand off. Cage wants the chair, Roode gives it to him and Young dropkicks Cage into Roode! Jack knife by Nash on Roode! 1…2…3!

Winners: Kevin Nash, Samoa Joe, Booker T w/Sharmell, Kaz and Eric Young @ via 15:50

Rating: ***

-Roode and Cage argue after the match and Angle is in now. Angle breaks it up and they all argue…Cage and Roode fight and Angle nails Cage with the title belt! Roode and Angle beat him down and AJ tries to break it up. Tomko leaves the ring and AJ keeps trying to break it up. Angle holds AJ down and Roode beats down Cage. Ankle lock now on Cage and AJ tries to stop it as the show ends.

-Closing wrap up video runs.

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