OK, first off, I will go to WrestleMania out of respect for Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair. If that match were not on the show, right now, at 2:43 AM, having just gotten home from the Hall of Fame, I can tell you there is no way I would ever, ever, in a hundred million years go back to the city of Orlando, FL.

I have been to a lot of towns and cities and even countries in my lifetime and never have I found a place that I have hated as much as Orlando, FL. Ever. I pray that everyone who lives there will go on a vacation someday and evacuate the city, and that it will then sink into the ocean. Fuck Orlando.

I would really appreciate ROH reports if anyone attended the last two shows. I saw the second half of show one and zero of show two. I'd love reports from the last two Impact tapings, of which I saw neither. The second half of the ROH show was fun. The Hall of Fame was fun, although God bless everyone involved, four and a half hours was no buys. With that said, EVERYTHING else having ANYTHING to do with the town of Orlando, FL has been the worst experience ever of my life, and if you don't believe me, Vinny will have much to say soon.

I will do an update sometime Sunday morning. Hopefully I will do an audio update too. Worst case scenario, and this is a weekend of worst-case scenarios, we'll discuss this all Tuesday night on the next Bryan & Vinny Show.

I should note that the highlights of the Hall of Fame, by far, were the speeches by Mae Young and Ric Flair. Mae was seriously so unbelievably great. Flair was great in a different way, and he was told three times to wrap it up by the end. Crowd booed every time they tried to wrap him up, but as soon as he was done you've never seen people try to get to the exits faster. They may as well have stayed in the building until morning, because, as noted several times here, ORLANDO IS THE WORST PLACE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

Also tonight, Cung Le beat Frank Shamrock via TKO after the ref stopped it following the first round. Apparently that round was incredible. Frank couldn't get the takedown and then fell victim to doom. Can't win 'em all. Dave's report on the show is up here.

So yeah, Orlando. Never go there, no matter what.

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