WWE HEAT
(Commentators - Todd Grisham & Josh Mathews)

Has this thing been cancelled yet?

Shad Vs Charlie Haas: Before the match, Shad performs some racial stand up comedy. I'm very 'down with the brown' you know: I'm watching Heat inbetween the Badminton Horse Trials and World Championship Snooker. Well, alot of the horses are brown. The two men lock up and Shad forces Charlie into the corner. With the ref unsighted, Haas claps his hands and claims a foul slap. Marty Elias just looks confused, but Shad is distracted enough for Haas to get an elbow in. Charlie gets physical, but JTG dips under the ring and steals his mask. That's just mean. Shad soon gets the win and JTG sells the mask to the crowd. $30.
Winner: Shad (2:04)

Snitsky Vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan: If anyone can be bothered to write a match report for this, email it to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it and I'll be sure to include it next week. I won't hold my breath. Feel free to make something up, I often do.
Winner: Snitsky (4:21)

Bob Holly Vs DH Smith: They start off with some power move trading, with Smith looking significantly bigger than Holly. Also looking significantly more like an angry teddy bear every week. Smith works over Holly's knee, with often generic but occasionally interesting moves including a couple of figure four variations. Bodacious Bob somehow propels DH over the top, and mounts a fightback back inside, including the Dick Kick. Holly overcomes the bum knee to hit the Alabama Slam and get the three count.
Winner: Bob Holly (9:00ish)

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