Heard this was quite the show.

Angle can't wrestle tonight. We're told AFTER we bought the PPV. So apparently it's Joe vs. Steiner one-on-one for the title. Nash showed up with Rick and Scott Steiner and Joe is pissed.

1. James Storm & Sting vs. Team 3-D in a tourney match. Storm and Sting couldn't get along. Yeah. Sting put Storm through a table and D-Von pinned him.

Frank Trigg took ten years to predict Joe over Steiner.

2. Robert Roode & Booker T vs. Rhino & Christian. Rhino gored Roode for the pin. Roode and Booker couldn't get along. Seriously. Booker then turned on the good guys after the match, so presumably he's a heel. In TNA, it's sometimes impossible to tell.

Scott Steiner tried to convince Nash to turn on Joe tonight. He promised him a title shot if he did. Nash said he'd think about it.

3. Kip James & Matt Morgan vs. LAX. Morgan and Kip can't get along. Morgan accidentally kicked him and Hernandez got the pin. This went like 2 minutes. Pointless.

Angle just yelled at AJ, demanding to know if he was seeing his wife, and AJ refused to answer.

4. Super Eric & AJ vs. Awesome Kong & BG James. AJ pinned BG with a small package after fucking up a dive spot. Crowd gave him hell. Kong was like 1 inch taller than AJ. It wasn't a disaster, and thank God she's out now and doesn't have to go in there with the real monsters.

5. The fuckin TERROR DOME. Cornette said the winner not only gets an X-Title shot but also Angle's spot in the main event. Yes, Sonjay Dutt could be fighting for the World Title in an hour. Kaz won a total spotfest. One of those matches where I'm not sure what was so great about it, but the fans sure seemed to love it. Goofy spots with bodies everywhere. Thankfully no one was killed.

Joe flipped out on Borash regarding Nash showing up with the Steiners. Threatened to kill Nash, basically. What a fickle friend.

6. Rhino & Christian vs. Team 3-D in a semi-final. Boring. Bubba hit Rhino with a stick and then D-Von pinned him. Crowd is dying here.

Nash is going to go look for Joe.

7. AJ & Eric vs. LAX in the other semi. No one cares. Pretty good stuff. AJ tried to small package Homicide but Hector Guerrero turned it over for the pin. AJ's shoulders weren't even down.

8. Women's head-shaving ladder climbing over the top rope throwing extravaganza~! Came down to Gail and Roxxie. Angelina was the last eliminated, and since Gail had immunity that meant Angelina had to screw Roxxie, which is what happened. Got all that. Roxxie was shaved. Super loud "BULLSHIT!" and "FIRE RUSSO!" chants.

Joe basically told Nash that if he comes out tonight during the main event he was going to consider him his enemy and take him out.

I am told there were almost 50 entrances on this show tonight.

9. Team 3-D vs. LAX in the tag finals. Pretty good match. Best part was the finish. Heels tried to pin Homicide but the ref said Homicide wasn't the legal man. Then, one minute later, Homicide pinned D-Von. Only in TNA. Finish was a border toss/frog splash promo. Hector also put Johnny Devine through a table with a double footstomp off the top.

10. Joe vs. Steiner vs. Kaz for the title. Good match. They worked at a fast pace and Steiner looked exhausted by the end. Scott tossed Kaz outside, but the Joe hit him with the muscle buster for the pin. Joe retains.

I could talk for decades about this show. But 45 minutes should be more than enough. Vinny and I will be up by 1 AM PST with a full rundown and analysis of this show for members. Also, Smackdown. Thanks for joining us, talk to you then!

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