Friday, 29 November 2013 17:11
The show opened with Renee Young interviewing Randy Orton, who claimed he would have won clean, and The Authority coming out only tainted his inevitable win. When Young asked him about the unification match and if he felt betrayed, abandoned and several other words, Orton just walked out.
Vickie Guerrero had a Thanksgiving party. She said there will be no food fight like usual on Thanksgiving, but will have a food eating question. Ttisu O'Neil vs. Khali. Hornswogglle was helping Khali and then they cut to the ring.
MARK HENRY VS. CURTIS AXEL
Big E Langston and Ryback at ringside. Henry won with the world's strongest slam in a quick match. Pretty close to a squash. They were pushing Henry & Langston as a team.
R-Truth and Xavier Woods were watching a tape from Raw. Brodus Clay showed up and he wasn't happy, accusing Woods of trying to steal the Funkadactyles and told him that the rookie needs to show respect for main eventers. He than shoved Woods into the wall. Tensai didn't understand why Clay acted like that and broke it up. Woods' reaction was was like a non-reaction.
The food eating contest is continuing. A.J. Lee and Tamina Snuka crashed the party uninvited. O'Neil's face was covered in food. Vickie said she was going to turn it into a food fight and it would be you two against everyone else. A.J. and Tamina backed out in fear of a food fight and left. Khali collapsed , with his face falling in the food, like he was Shawn Michaels in the 90s. Vickie told O'Neil that for winning he will get to face Antonio Cesaro. He wasn't happy.
LOS MATADORES & TORITO VS. 3MB AS THE PLYMOUTH ROCKERS
Double team torture rack drop on Drew McIntyre. Los Matadores and Torito all did dives to start the match. Another quick match.
BRODUS CLAY & TENSAI VS. XAVIER WOODS & R-TRUTH
Clay tagged in, attacked Woods from behind, knocked Truth off the apron and splashed Woods off the middle rope for the pin. Clay acted like a heel but Tensai acted confused.
C.M. Punk promo. He talked about why The Shield attacked him, figured it was because they were sent by the Authority but he was going to find out and then The Shield would need protection.
Bray Wyatt did an interview. Said Daniel Bryan will be safe with us. He'll enter the Lion's Den as a man, but will emerge as a monster.
TITUS O'NEIL VS. ANTONIO CESARO
Cesaro did a giant swing and Young ran in for the DQ. O'Neil threw up in JBL's hat. The vomiting was censored. JBL was freaking out. He put the hat on Cole's head. Now that was sick. Cole was acting all grossed out. Then he grabbed Zeb Colter and threw up all over him. Young was acting grossed out. Colter was grossed out and limped away.
CODY RHODES & GOLDUST VS. SETH ROLLINS & ROMAN REIGNS FOR THE TAG TITLE
Long good match, two sets of heat, ending when Rhodes put the crossroads on Rollins and Ambrose interfered for the DQ. This turned into a trios match.
RHODES & GOLDUST & C.M. PUNK VS. THE SHIELD
Good action ending with the Wyatts attacking Punk for the DQ and the Usos and Mysterio making the save. The action with Mysterio and Rollins was hot before Vickie Guerrero demanded order and set up a 12 man.
RHODES & GOLDUST & PUNK & USOS & MYSTERIO VS. THE WYATTS & THE SHIELD
This was shorter than the other matches, but the crowd was hotter after 45 minutes for the final few minutes here than any other point. Really good stuff. The Usos did a double dive on Rollins & Harper. Mysterio did a huracanrana and 619 on Rowan and Punk got Rowan up and gave him a GTS for the pin. Between the three matches, Rhodes, Goldust, Rollins and Reigns wrestled about 45 minutes and the series of matches filled the entire second hour after a pretty crappy first hour.