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WWE Main Event results: The Hype Bros take on The Ascension

Jey Uso w/o Jimmy Uso vs. Tyler Breeze w/Fandango

Last week, Jey Uso asked Jimmy Uso to stay in the back during his match with Tyler Breeze, and he ended up losing. This week, he’s going to try the same thing again. He wants to prove to himself that he can overcome Breezango’s numbers game and beat Tyler Breeze once and for all.

Breeze and Fandango pose in one corner, while Uso is mega-focused in the other corner. Uso won’t take his eyes off Breeze. The match starts with a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Uso powers Breeze into the corner and the ref calls for the separation.

Uso leans in with a hard chop, knocking Breeze to the canvas. Breeze retreats to the floor to catch his breath. Fandango checks on his bud, and Uso attacks the both of them.

Breeze runs back in the ring and Uso climbs the ropes. Breeze rushes and starts punching his head. Uso hits a headbutt, allowing some separation. Breeze rushes right back in with the punches and an enzuigiri to the side of the head, dumping Uso off the turnbuckle.

Breeze takes the opportunity for a little ground and pound, as well as a little glory posing. Uso crawls to the ropes, trying to use them to get to his feet, but Breeze uses the ropes to choke the life out of Uso.

The referee calls for the separation, causing Breeze to back off. While the ref has his back turned dealing with rule-bending Breeze, Fandango seizes the moment to deck Uso across the side of the head.

Uso has no strategy whatsoever. He’s falling into every trap Breezango sets for him. There’s really no excuse. He’s faced them a bunch, there’s a ton of tape for him to review, yet he insists on making the same mistakes match after match.

Breeze lifts Uso up to his feet and whips him hard into the corner. Uso falls to the mat. Breeze covers. Uso kicks out. Breeze puts him in a headlock, right in the center of the ring. A little girl in the front row starts clapping for Uso. The rest of the crowd joins in too. Their love and faith in Uso grants him the strength he needs to power out of the headlock.

He fights out, Breeze tries to fight back with another enzuigiri, but Uso ducks this time and hits Breeze with an enzuigiri of his own.

Breeze falls slowly to the floor and Uso gets fired up. Breeze manages to get back on his feet, but Uso hits him with a flying clothesline, then another, then kicks, chops, karate moves, and a powerslam. Breeze crawls to the corner to rest his head on the bottom turnbuckle, but that’s just where Uso wants him.

Uso runs in for his ass-to-head turnbuckle smash, but Breeze moves out of the way. In the commotion, Uso rolls-up Breeze but he kicks out at two. Uso hits a superkick to Breeze and a suicide dive to Fandango.

Breeze runs at Uso for a suicide dive, but Uso catches him with another superkick before he even makes it through the second rope. Uso hits Fandango with a superkick.

Uso jumps up to the apron, but Breeze catches him with another enzuigiri. Breeze hits him with the Supermodel Kick and pins Uso for three.

Winner by pinfall: Tyler Breeze

Uso, for the second week in a row, proves he can’t do it alone. He needs to drop his pride and admit to himself that he if he’s ever going to have a chance at getting the job done, he needs his Uce.

They recap Raw for awhile.

The Ascension vs. The Hype Bros

Konnor and Viktor, on leave from the Wasteland, stomp and snarl to the ring. The Hype Bros, hyped, frenetic, out of control, bounce their way to the ring.

The crowd are stoked, and a "Woo Woo Woo" chant breaks out. Zack Ryder and Viktor start the match out, trading shots, running against the ropes, and trading more shots. Ryder punches Viktor over to his corner.

Ryder tags in Mojo, while holding Viktor still, allowing Mojo to run around the ring and hit Viktor with a football tackle. He traps Viktor in the corner, and then tackles out his knee.

Mojo tells everyone that Viktor ain’t hype. This pisses off Konnor to no end, forcing him to enter the ring to confront Mojo. Mojo clotheslines Konnor out of the ring, and then tosses a charging Viktor out as well. He tags in Ryder. Mojo whips Ryder into the ropes and Ryder dives through the middle rope feet first, taking out The Ascension.

Back from commercial, Ryder is in the corner. Viktor pushes him out of the ring and tags in Konnor. Konnor rams Ryder's back into the ring apron, rolls him in the ring, and covers for two. He gives Ryder a deep tissue shoulder massage. The crowd tries to rally Ryder, and he is able to power to his feet.

Ryder reaches to Mojo for the tag, but he can’t quite make it. Konnor whips him into his corner and tags in Viktor.

Viktor whips Konnor into the corner for a splash on Ryder. Ryder stumbles out of the corner, Viktor hits him with a huge lariat and covers for two. Viktor traps Ryder in a headlock. Mojo fires up the crowd, leading to Ryder powering out of the headlock.

Ryder creates some separation and tries to make the Hot Tag™, but Viktor cuts him off and carries Ryder back to his corner, tagging in Konnor.

Konnor hits an uppercut and covers for two. He gives Ryder another shoulder massage, he’s got to loosen him up for the Hot Tag™. Konnor switches to a side headlock, but Ryder powers out. His momentum is short lived as Konnor hits Ryder with a knee, then punches Mojo off the apron.

Mojo is pissed and jumps in the ring, distracting the ref and allowing The Ascension to double team Ryder.

Konnor pins again, but Ryder kicks out at two. Mojo leads the crowd in a "Woo Woo Woo" chant. Ryder manages to knock both members of The Ascension to the outside, but he’s all the way across the ring. He begins the long crawl for the Hot Tag™.

He can’t make it. Konnor slides in, cutting him off, and sets him up for a suplex. Ryder reverses into a neckbreaker. He starts the crawl again. Mojo is hyped. Konnor tags Viktor, but Ryder makes the tag just in time.

Mojo is hot. He runs around, he tackles, he yells, he splashes, he yells some more, and slaps Viktor across the side of the head. Mojo turns his back and yells at Konnor, allowing Viktor to hit a dropkick and cover. Ryder jumps in, breaking up the pin.

Konnor pulls Ryder out of the ring. Mojo hits the Hyperdrive on Viktor and covers. Konnor dives in to make the save. Ryder hits Konnor with the Broski Boot, and the Hype Bros hit the Hype Ryder. Mojo covers for the win.

Winner by pinfall: The Hype Bros

They hype all over the ring, yelling and running. So aggro.