Arya Witner
If Marc Quill is QB1 of F4W, Arya Witner is the 3rd string backup watergirl. She is a semi-retired writer who comes out of the mothballs to watch shows most people don't remember still existing. However, Arya makes up for it by being a 2-time published author, having written the two greatest pro wrestling books ever written, 40 Years Of Pay-Per-View: Book 1: 1985-1990 and Book 2: 1991-1993, available now on Amazon.
