AAA will present a new episode on Fox tonight.

The show was taped last week in Querétaro, Mexico, and three matches are scheduled to air.

New number one contenders for the AAA World Tag Team Titles will be determined in a triple threat match, with the War Raiders (Ivar and Erik) facing Los Americanos (Rayo Americano and Bravo Americano) and Money Machine (Garra de Oro and Colmillo de Plata).

Also scheduled is a trios match pitting Las Tóxicas (Flammer, La Hiedra, and Maravilla) against Faby Apache, Adalicious, and Jessie Jackson.

In singles action, La Parka will face Jack Cartwheel. La Parka has already qualified for the Rey de Reyes final, which takes place on March 14 in Puebla. El Grande Americano has also qualified. Dominik Mysterio will also defend his AAA Mega Championship against El Hijo del Vikingo in Puebla next month.

Our live coverage, courtesy of Jeff Moss, begins at 9 p.m. Eastern.

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Hola mis amigos!

(Yes, I used Google Translate for that.)

It’s Saturday night and that means it’s all right for fighting in Querétaro, Mexico! Three big matches are scheduled for tonight’s AAA on FFFOOOXXX, so let’s not waste any time, shall we?

La Parka vs. Jack Cartwheel

The Dancing Skeleton and Cartwheeling Daredevil divisions of AAA are really heating up these days. Both of these wrestlers were in a Rey de Reyes four way qualifier that was won by La Parka, so will Cartwheel get revenge? Or just cartwheels?

La Parka came to the ring with a new jacket that I’m not super sold on, but I’ll let it slide because he’s an immortal dancing skeleton.

La Parka used his height advantage off the top, but Cartwheel flipped and bounced around so much, he was hard to get a hold of. Cartwheel managed to get a neckbreaker in and then a crucifix driver before sending La Parka to the outside. Carthwheel dove out after/onto him and then tossed La Parka back into the ring.

La Parka got his boots up to block a splash and sent Cartwheel to the mat with a back breaker. La Parka hit a Michinoku Driver out of nowhere for a two count. He hoisted Cartwheel up on his shoulders, but Cartwheel got out of hit and hit a poisonrana instead.

Cartwheel went up top for a spinning splash, but La Parka got out of the way and Cartwheel hit the mat hard. He rolled out of the ring to recover, but La Parka dove after him and then threw him back into the ring for a rolling cutter.

La Parka hit a bonebreaker on Cartwheel and that was it. La Parka made the pin and picked up the victory.

Match Result: La Parka defeated Jack Cartwheel

After the match, La Parka brought a fan into the ring to dance. It was a kid in a La Parka mask and it was absolutely adorable.

-Last week, Mini Vikingo was destroyed by Omos and stripped of his right to use the Vikingo name. THis week, we got an update via his mom coming visit him in the hospital. He lay in bed in a neck brace while dramatic music played. The former Mini Vikingo addressed the camera, saying he couldn’t believe Vikingo would do this to him. His mom prayed, then picked a card off of a bouquet of flowers next tot he bed. It read “See you soon -Vikingo.”

-Next, Santos Escobar addressed the AAA Universe in a pretaped segment. He said that at Rey de Reyes, he will be the hand the wields the sword. He doesn’t want vengeance or retribution, because he knows he is the hand of fate that will win. So that’s pretty cool.

Las Tóxicas (Flammer, La Hiedra, and Maravilla) vs Faby Apache, Adalicious, and Jessie Jackson

Last week, La Hiedra was a surprise parter of Ethan Page and almost became one half of the AAA Mixed Tag Champions, losing to Mr Iguana and Lola Vice.

With a big dropkicks, Flammer and Apache got things going. Adalicious tagged in and did some flips that seemed to confuse Apache. Apache grabbed her and hit a backbreaker to slow her down. Adalicious went for a headscissor take down and that let Maravilla and Jackson tag in to trade shots.

Maraville hit some double knees in the corner and went for a pin but it got broken up. Las Toxicas then triple teamed Maraville and wrapped her around the ring post. They threw her back in for a pin, but she kicked out at two.

Adalicious tagged back in and hit a 450 on Flammer, but La Hiedra broke it up. Flammer hit a dropkick on Adalicious and that was it. Las Toxicas win.

Match Result: Las Tóxicas defeated Faby Apache, Adalicious, and Jessie Jackson

-Original Grande Americano sent in an AI generated video claiming to be a victim of Identity Theft perpetrated by the other (or Venti) Americano.

-Footage from a few weeks ago of Panic Clown getting removed by ambulance was shown. Things then switched to the Psycho circus discussing it. Psycho Clown said that he was looking forward to seeing who would be the #1 contenders to the tag titles. Then they decided to go visit Panic in the hospital.

Number One Contender AAA World Tag Team Title Match: War Raiders (Ivar and Erik) vs Los Americanos (Rayo Americano and Bravo Americano) vs Money Machine (Garra de Oro and Colmillo de Plata).

Current AAA Tag Champions Pagano and Psycho Clown came down to the ring to watch the match to determine who they would face next. Money Machine came out next, followed by the Americanos and then War Raiders.

Plata and Bravo started things off, with neither wanting anything to do with the War Raiders. Plata tried a stomp, but Bravo was able flip out of it and dance his way to getting kicked in the gut. Oro grabbed a blind tag, but Rayo came in and the Americano’s double teamed him. Then the War Raiders came in a knocked them down.

Erik tagged himself in and flattened Oro. Ivar joined him and they pounded him to the mat, while eyeing Pagano and Psycho Clown. Eric went back in and hit a stalling suplex, but stalled too long and Oro kneed him in the head. Plata got a tag and they double dropkicked Erik. Ivar ran in and leveled them both though.

The Americanos wanted to get some and jumped in to double team Ivar sending him out of the ring. Money Machine tried to get in, but the Americanos knocked them off the apron. The Amiercanos tried to leap on them, but were caught by the War Raiders. Money Machine delivered a double dropkick and it moved out of the ring, where the War Raiders threw Plata and Oro into each other.

Rayo was the legal man against Erik who used Ivar as a weapon in the corner. Both Raiders knocked Rayo around and jawed at Pagano and Psycho Clown. Rayo found his energy and threw hands at Ivar, who threw a ton of back elbows in the corner. Rayo dodged an attack in the corner, which brought in Erick and Rayo DDT’d him to get the tag to Bravo.

Bravo took on both members of Money Machine, dropping Oro outside the ring, and then dropping Plata on the inside. Erik charged at Braveo, who sent him to the outside. Rayo leapt from the top rope to take out everyone on the outside, leaving Ivar and Bravo to fight.

Bravo actually mananged to scoop slam the giant Ivar and hte and Rayo hit stereo diving head butts, but it wasn’t enough and Ivar kicked out of the cover. Oro and Plata took control and beat up Rayo in the corner. Oro hit a big elbow from the top rope and then Plata dove to the outside to keep Erik at bay.

In the ring, Plata went for a twisting senton, but Bravo moved out of the way. He grabbed Plata and Rayo hit a splash from the top, but Plata kicked out of the cover.

Ivar and Erik joined the fray, destroying Money Machine. Erik picked up Plata and Erik splashed him from the top rope. The War Raiders got the pin and won the match to become the #1 contenders to the AAA Tag titles.

Match Result: War Raiders defeated Money Machine and Rayo & Bravo Americano

After the match, Pagano and Psycho Clown entered the ring to stare down the Raiders. Suddenly Murder Clown ran down to the ring to get their attention. All the clowns ran to the back, leaving Ivar and Erik in the ring to shrug and celebrate.

The scene switched to the parking lot, where an ambulance was taking away another member of the Psycho Circus in an ambulance.

Jeff Moss

Jeff Moss is a writer, creator and developer in animation, comics and pretty much anything else he can get his mitts on. Pro Wrestling has always been his passion for reasons even he doesn't understand.