WWE SmackDown live results: Jelly Roll vs. Kit Wilson
Last week’s SmackDown ended on a chaotic note with Randy Orton laying waste to Matt Cardona after an apology gone wrong, as well as Drew McIntyre and Jacob Fatu’s all-night brawl ending with the two taking a fall off a high ledge.
Tonight, the challenger to Cody Rhodes’ Undisputed WWE Championship at WrestleMania 42 will be on the prowl for his next target. Meanwhile, SmackDown GM Nick Aldis has promised an update on McIntyre and Fatu’s conditions following the end of last week’s show.
In the ring, Jelly Roll will face off against Kit Wilson after their slam poetry battle last week ended with Wilson attacking Jelly Roll and taking him out with a diving elbow from the top.
Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair take on the Bella Twins as the two teams finally get a chance to settle thier scores following two weeks of their respective Women’s Tag Team Title matches against The Irresistable Forces being disrupted by one another.
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– After the introduction to the stars competing tonight on SmackDown, we went to a live shot of the arena before Joe Tessitore tossed to a recap of last week, particularly as it related to Randy Orton’s recent actions.
Randy Orton kicks off SmackDown
Speaking of Orton, he emerged from the back to kick off tonight’s show, with the fans still cheering as loud as ever for him despite what he’s done as of late.
Orton started by talking about how two weeks ago, Cody Rhodes asked him to be the best version of Randy Orton that he could be. Orton said that Rhodes told him he wanted him to be The Viper again, to listen to the voices as he thought about his legacy and his 15th World Title. And then, Rhodes gave him his blessing out of nowhere. Now, that he’s listening to the voices to his head, he can’t be held responsible for what happens next. However, there is one person outside of Orton’s head that he was supposedly listening to. Before he could go on, Matt Cardona interrupted, looking like he was ready for a fight.
Orton protested loudly at Cardona’s arrival, as he found himself bopped with the microphone to the head. Orton was left to stew in anger outside the ring after eating a hard shot to the head.
An interesting start to the night, with the fans cheering for Orton more than ever, and it’s only piquing how they’ll be when Cody Rhodes returns for his part of the WrestleMania match build.
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– As Nick Aldis was chatting with a referee, Trick Williams wanted to talk business with him. Aldis said that Williams has been on the upswing as of late, and it’s earned him a spot at WrestleMania. Sami Zayn showed up and wondered what his place at WrestleMania would be. Aldis spelled out the reality for Zayn, stating that due to his recent struggles, there was no spot for Zayn at WrestleMania. As Zayn walked off sullenly, he seemed to have enough of Williams’ taunting, as he punched him out. “I’m going to have a match at WestleMania, just you watch,” Zayn said as he left.
– Randy Orton angrily stormed backstage, looking for Nick Aldis and wanting a piece of Matt Cardona for what he did to him just now. Aldis made the match official.
The Bella Twins (Nikki & Brie Bella) vs. Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair
The reigning WWE Women’s Tag Champions, The Irresistable Forces, appeared before the match and talked about how they were facing Lyra Valkyrie and Bayley for their titles on Raw this Monday. Nia Jax and Lash Legend talked trash about the Bellas and Charlexa as they made their way to ringside.
Flair and Nikki kicked off the match as the latter held her own against both Bellas early. Nikki managed to take Flair down with a knee to the face as Brie tagged in. Brie hit an elbow to the arm of Flair from the top rope, but found herself hit with a hard chop to the chest. Bliss tagged in and hit an assisted dropkick on Brie as Flair lifted her up.
Brie’s sunset flip was turned into a dropkick by Bliss. As she went for her baseball slide attack, Brie used the apron to trap her to avoid the attack. The Bellas took advantage as they attacked Bliss while she was trapped behind the apron as we took a commercial break.
We returned from the break as Bliss fought out of the corner briefly, before Brie took her back to her corner to tag Nikki in. Bliss rolled out of the way to try and tag Flair, but she got dropped by a spinebuster. After a struggle, Flair entered the match on a hot tag and took down both Bellas with a diving crossbody. She then hit both Nikki and Brie with chops a-plenty before the walkover clothesline on Nikki.
Flair took time to taunt Nia Jax and Lash Legend on the apron before she tagged Bliss in. The Bellas regained advantage as they isolated Bliss with a variation of the Hart Attack. Flair broke up the count before Nikki threw her out of the ring. In the ring, Lash Legend punched Bliss, which allowed Brie to roll her up for the pin and win.
After the match, tensions intensified as The Irresistable Forces proceeded to yet again lay waste to everyone in the ring. That was before Bayley and Lyra Valkyria ran in to fight their opponents for Raw this Monday at MSG. Bayley and Valkyria threw the Irresistable Forces out of the ring, with the help of the Bellas and Charlexa.
The Bella Twins def. Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair
This was rough, not going to lie. I’ve got no interest in seeing the Bella Twins in the women’s tag title picture, and this match just felt average to me as a result.
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– Damian Priest found R-Truth wearing a vest and talking with a construction worker. Truth thought The Judgement Day was back as Jelly Roll showed up and was immediately called him “Dominik Mysterio”. Not helping Truth’s assumptions was Rhea Ripley showing up, which led Truth to assume that Dom and “Mami” were back. Jelly motivated Ripley about her chances against Jade Cargill at WrestleMania. As Jelly and Truth left, Ripley congratulated Priest on his WWE Tag Team Title win before heading her way to take care of Jade Cargill.
– Backstage, Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss argued with the Bella Twins after the furor in the opening match. The Bellas stated that they’d do whatever they took to become Women’s Tag Champs, much to the chagrin of Charlexa.
Rhea Ripley goes after Jade Cargill
The challenger to the WWE Women’s Championship made her way to the ring, looking for a little payback after last week’s run-in with Cargill and her new allies Michin and B-Fab.
Ripley said that she didn’t expect any integrity from Jade Cargill, that she knew how Cargill would do anything to get her hands dirty. However, Ripley wasn’t expecting B-Fab and Michin to stoop down to Cargill’s level, but she didn’t care because Ripley was ready to go through anyone she pleased on her way to WrestleMania. Ripley threw out the challenge, as Jade Cargill’s music hit.
The WWE Women’s Champion made her way to the stage, flanked by her new allies in Michin and B-Fab. Cargill said that Ripley sounded real slick for someone who got dropped last week. Cargill talked about how Michin and B-Fab enjoyed being in a position of power standing side-by-side with her. As B-Fab talked trash about Ripley, the crowd booed very loudly.
Michin talked about how she and B-Fab have been working as hard and as long as Ripley has been, but never got any recognition. Cargill said that B-Fab would step up to Ripley tonight.
Ripley said that she was going to teach B-Fab that actions have consequences, and that she was someone that Cargill couldn’t protect as a referee went down to get this match started after the break.
Gotta say, I’ve never been a fan of “wrestlers join hated rival who’s been beating them up for months”, and this B-Fab/Michin/Cargill alliance checks that box, unfortunately. It’s making the build to Cargill vs. Ripley a bit shaky as a result.
Rhea Ripley vs. B-Fab
This match began after the break with Ripley in firm control, even with Michin and Cargill trying to get involved. Ripley kicked Michin in the face, and headbutted B-Fab. Cargill retaliated by throwing Ripley into the stairs to force a DQ.
After the match, Ripley found herself falling victim to another three-on-one beatdown from Cargill and company.
Rhea Ripley def. B-Fab via disqualification
I can’t even comment on this as a match, and the segment ending with the same angle of the WWE version of Cargill’s Baddies stable laying Ripley out didn’t help matters. Copy+Paste booking continues to be a plague for WWE Creative.
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– As the Miz continued to deny to Kit Wilson that he was cursed by Danhausen, Wilson found himself met by Danhausen himself. Wilson tried to call Danhausen “toxic”, but he was instead cursed.
– We got a recap of the chaos that unfolded last week between Drew McIntyre and Jacob Fatu. After the recap, McIntyre walked backstage, with bandages on his arms and wrist. He was asked about how he felt after last week. McIntyre said he was in no condition to fight, but if Fatu wanted to start something, he was here to finish something. McIntyre noted how Fatu took everything from him, and when a man has nothing to lose that’s when he was his most dangerous.
Jelly Roll vs. Kit Wilson
Before the match, Wilson said that Jelly crossed a line last week, so he had to defend his mother. Wilson then partook in some more “slam poetry” before Jelly shouted that it was time to go. Jelly took a cheapshot from Wilson before the bell rang.
Wilson missed a dropkick, which allowed Jelly to drop a leg between Wilson’s leg. He then attempted his own take on the Dusty Rhodes bionic elbows, but Wilson stopped him. As Wilson tried to skim the cat, Jelly clotheslined him out of the ring, as Wilson threw a tantrum in the ring.
Wilson took advantage by using his poetry book as a distraction, which allowed to hit his running uppercut to Jelly in the corner. Wilson had control of the match as he stomped away on Jelly and taunted him. Wilson threw Jelly into the corner and looked like he was going for his runnng uppercut again. Jelly dodged and got Wilson with a belly-to-belly suplex. The two men recovered and began trading blows, with Jelly finally hitting the Dusty elbow.
Jelly attempted the chokeslam, but was countered. Wilson tried to jump from the top rope, but was caught into a powerslam by Jelly. With the ref focused on Wilson, Jelly tried to hit Wilson with the poetry book, but he missed. Wilson got him with the Tourniquet for the near-fall.
Wilson went for another Tourniquet, but Jelly reversed it with an Irish Whip, followed by the chokeslam for the win. After the match, Jelly celebrated his win with his son in the crowd.
Jelly Roll def. Kit Wilson via pinfall
To quote Good ‘Ol J.R.: this match was bowling shoe ugly, but the crowd seemed to get into it regardless. As someone who is very much not a Jelly Roll fan, the most generous thing I can say that while he wasn’t the best here, he did not look terrible. And at the very least, Wilson is the perfect guy to be eating losses to celebrity non-wrestlers like Jelly.
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WWE SmackDown recapper. Former NXT PLE/WWE Saturday Night's Main Event/fill-in recapper.